I swear Kyle must have some freaky ninja powers.
Today when I was changing him, not only did he surprise me with unexpected poop (he’s usually a “after-the-morning-bottle” pooper), but he somehow managed to pull a ninja move in the same amount of time it took me to blink, because he had poop on the back of one foot. That I didn’t see. Until after he got it on his hand and wiped it on his face. ON HIS FACE.
Okay, I’m off to give him a bath antibacterial soap now.