Damned Dinosaurs!

Dear Subconscious,

Please stop fucking with me.

Thanks,

Cheryl

 

Have you ever had a dream, then woken up completely pissed off at your husband?

Yep, I thought so. Happened to me last night.

I dreamed that we were living in an area that had a curious mix of farmland and rolling hills. A small, but spread out town, where everyone knew each other, and most people got along well. Sounds pretty nice, doesn’t it?

Yeah. Until a fucking dinosaur shows up and starts killing people and smashing people’s houses to hell. Then, you go to run away in your handy-dandy 4×4 V8 pickup truck, only to find out that your husband traded it for some lame-ass RV thing because he wanted to go on a long family trip.

Fun stuff, huh?

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